I'll admit, there's times when I've considered eating my young. When my children keep me up for nights on end... give me a defiant look and state in a very strong 2 year old manner, 'NO'... are excessively needy for extended periods of time... when they break a cup from a very expensive antique dish set in a store and I get the pleasure of bringing that set of dishes home... when the big one pokes the little one in the eye... those are the times when I think about it. But then, they finally go to sleep and they're so sweet and peaceful...it's during those quiet times, that I remember why humans don't eat their young. Though, if I did eat them, I'd have a very nice set of dishes to eat them off of...short one cup, of course.
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